Monday, October 26, 2009

Words to live by, or at least laugh at

There are some people that just have a knack of putting great understanding of the human condition into just a few words. Here are a few (I'll start out by getting into trouble):

Silence gives the proper grace to women. Sophocles

Wickedness is always easier than virtue for it takes the short cut to everything. Samuel Johnson

The best laid plans of o' mice and men gang aft a-gley Robert Burns

Whatever makes men good Christians, makes them good citizens. Daniel Webster

The best of prophets of the future is the past. Lord Byron

I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool and all His works must be contemplated with respect. Mark Twain

Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to. Mark Twain

A mugwump is a person educated beyond his intellect. Horace Porter

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Advice is the smallest current coin. Ambrose Bierce

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. Thomas Alva Edison

The cruelest lies are often told in silence. Robert Louis Stevenson

The great question...which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman want.?" Sigmund Freud

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Will Rogers

Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with. Will Rogers


And this last for today, one of my all time favorites;

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Mark Twain

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