A friend sent this to me and it's too good not to share.
Only in America:
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back and sell cigarettes at the front.
do people order double cheeseburgers with fries and a diet coke.
do people leave their brand new Lexus in the driveway and fill their garage with junk.
do we buy ten packs of hot dogs and eight packs of buns.
do they have a drive up ATM with braille.
And then you have to ask yourself;
why do you never see the headline, "Psychic wins the lottery!"
why is abbreviated such a long word?
why do Doctors call their job practice?
why is the slowest drive time during the day called rush hour?
why do they make an indestructible black box for airplanes but don't use the same stuff to make the airplane?
why are apartments all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
why is lemonade made with artificial ingredients and detergent made with real lemons?
why do I invest my money with a guy called a broker?
And lastly, why aren't wings of hospitals named after faith healers?
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